Therapeutic Words Of Wisdom - Card 3:
"A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother"
Hahahahaha ok that's funny.
This is a part of last night's conversation with my family (aunt and uncle):
Me: (sobbing) I have something to tell you both...well actually is two things.
I'm not going back to business school.
Uncle: So what are you doing then?
Aunt: Leave her alone, she'll do whatever she wants to do.
What's the other thing?
Me: (sobbing, sobbing, sobbing) I'm a lesbian.
Aunt: So what? Damn I though it was something worse!
Uncle: I though you got fired or something
Me: I wouldn't be crying if I got fired
....conversation continues.
And that was your comedy family hour brought to you by Kelka.
Thank you for your support ladies :D
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4 comments:
YAY! again. oh, I love your Aunt, when she says, "Damn I thought it was something worse!" Hahahaha. And then you saying, "I wouldn't be crying if I got fired."
Have a great first day of the rest of your wonderful life, E!
OMG! That is soooo great!
No longer a "chicken shit"!
I love your aunt & uncle so much!
So great sweetie!
XO
Good for you E!!
::clapping wildly::
Congratulations!
(I'd totally be crying if I got fired.)
Yay, go you!
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